Hi Rob,
I don't think you're being devils advocate at all mate . Certainly no more than I was , considering that Colin's original posting was a fairly light hearted look at a day of jolly japes at Little Snoring .
The 'devils advocacy' is almost inevitable really considering that there are so many "What If's" involved in the fitment and use of these devices . It's actually not that easy to find any proper, collated data on which to base any justification for the fairly considerable financial outlay on these things.
I read a survey a couple of years back commisioned by the FAA wherein it was said that the deployment of these things below 1,500ft AGL was definitely not recommended , which is fairly significant when one considers that most mid-air collisions occur in the circuit .
As far as losing an engine is concerned , have a look through your old 'PFs' as there was an article some years back about an LAAer flying an Aeronca Champ on holiday in Italy whose engine quit whilst over The Alps . Luckily there was no ballistic chute in the equation to distract his decision making and by his incredible skill and judgement managed to dead-stick her onto a grassy mountainside clearing leaving both himself and the aeroplane unscathed .
Had a ballistic chute been deployed, the aeroplane would have almost definitely been a write-off and possibly its pilot as well.
There was a post recently from a chap who wanted to build in a complicated, heavy piece of apparatus to his aircraft , which was accompanied by several "What If" type justifications.
Wasn't it Burt Rutan who once said "Before you bolt anything to your plane , toss it into the air - If it comes down again don't fit it ".
Bolt enough "What-If's" to your aeroplane and it'll never get off the ground !
I'm sure gents of a certain vintage will recall those weekend newspaper ads for really useful things like:
The Pifco battery driven face fan . Chesty cough linctus for over 60s . Hernia pants .....
Who says there's no place for the ballistic chute ?
Must get back to my christmas list now. Let me see :
Monogrammed handkerchiefs.
Diamond patterned socks.
Soap on a rope.
Ballistic Chu,,,,,,,,,No don't be ridiculous man , at least you can use the other items.
